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Paul McCartney’s Fiance To Have Her Leg Removed

Paul McCartney is engaged to his 4-year girlfriend Nancy Shevell.   (Edit: She’s not a 4-year toddler, I mean she’s been his girlfriend for 4 years.) Rumor has it that his only requirement for marriage is for her to have one of her legs removed. To show his love for her and demonstrate that he’s not [...]

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Donald Trump Continues To Damage The “Trump” Brand

Well folks, the only thing I can figure is that Donald Trump has found a way to “short” himself, possibly by making an enormous bet with a wealthy friend about how much he can damage his brand, thereby damaging the value of his current properties and his future earnings potential. Assuming that’s true, Donald is [...]

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Photo of Brett Michaels And Tish Cyrus Having Sex Doggy-Style (Caption It)

Photo of Bret Michaels having sex with Miley’s Mom during their affair that ruined her marriage. A Captain Assclown exclusive!

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