Captain Assclown -Celebrity & Politician Rumors, Scandals, And Screw-Ups

Here’s why: 1) No Jerry Lewis 2) Telethon was cut from 21 hours to 6 hours, theoretically to: A) Increase the number of stations that will carry it B) To attract higher star quality to perform because they’ll be on prime time Here’s what I’m seeing: -Last year (2010) the MDA Telethon was carried by [...]

Billy Ray Cyrus’ wife Tish had an affair with Brett Michaels, it is being reported.  Billy Ray was blindsided by the whole thing. Awesome! That means hopefully he’ll record “Achy Breaky Heart 2″, here’s some lyrics to help get him started (sing along): “Don’t suck his schlong, his Poison Poison schlong…”