Paul McCartney’s Fiance To Have Her Leg Removed

Paul McCartney is engaged to his 4-year girlfriend Nancy Shevell.   (Edit: She’s not a 4-year toddler, I mean she’s been his girlfriend for 4 years.)

Rumor has it that his only requirement for marriage is for her to have one of her legs removed. To show his love for her and demonstrate that he’s not a controlling tyrant, she’s been given the choice to decide which leg she likes the least.

There’s no word as to whether the amputation will occur before or after their wedding, or possibly the day of. We’ll keep you updated as developments occur.